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1. (family guy) (5551↑, 2460↓)
A great cartoon cancelled by FOX. The main character, Peter, was even dumber than dare i say it, HOMER SIMPSON. And their evil baby Stewie was so badass.

I have every episode of family guy on DVD.

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2. (Family Guy) (2992↑, 1858↓)
A TV show on FOX that was probably the funniest show EVER in the history of television. It started on 1-31-99 and after 1 or 2 seasons, FOX was in probably the biggest and worst drug haze ever and decided that the millions of happy viewers who were fans of the show were wrong and they cancelled the show on Valentines Day, 2002. Good job, cupid. After this, the show hit it big on other channels such as TBS and [Adult Swim]. FOX finally came to their senses and begged the creator, [Seth MacFarlane], to create another season. Season 3 aired on 5-1-05, after 3 long, painful years. You can find it on FOX's "Animation Domination" sunday nights at 9.

Chris: Guess what word I'm thinking. Hint: It's deffinately NOT kitty. Meg: Oh, I don't know. Is it KITTY? Chris: GET OUT OF MY HEAD (runs upstairs in tears) Me: HOLY SHIT I'M LAUGHING SO HARD THAT MILK SHOT OUT MY ASS

3. (Family Guy) (2070↑, 1120↓)
Simple math, really. The Simpsons minus the genius-ness that the Simpsons series has equals an overrated TV show for people who find irrelevant and random clips humorous (aka Family Guy). Some people may think that South Park was being "random" with the manatees on the Cartoon Wars episode, but unlike Family Guy, this idea was a great use of metaphor of how it seems as if the writing staff of Family Guy just take random ideas ("idea balls") and put them together to form a "Remember the time when..." joke. The only way I`ll ever credit Family Guy as "genius" is if the whole reason of creating Family Guy were to make easy money by targeting the not-as-mentally-or-emotionally-intelligent group of America (which appears to be a lot) with cheap jokes.

Family Guy Staff: Let`s take 5 idea balls and write another one of our classic jokes\! (more math) "Laundry" + "Date" + "Winning" + "Mexico" + "Gary Coleman" = Lois asks Peter to do the laundry, and Peter recalls winning a date in Mexico with Gary Coleman. "Remember the time when I won a date in Mexico with Gary Coleman?"

4. (family guy) (2313↑, 1727↓)
An overrated tv show comprised entirely of flashback scenes. Transition phrases are used to accompany the flashback such as: "remember that one time...", "like that one time...", "this reminds me of that one time...", "remember that one time you..."

This reminds me of that one time i became retarded watching family guy.

5. (family guy) (1485↑, 903↓)
a show of wide following that people quote more often then the [bible] and the [constitution] combined

Peter: look Brian my ABC soup is sending me a message, it says ooooooooooooooooooooooo Brian: Peter those are cheerios Family Guy

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6. (family guy) (781↑, 304↓)
Very formulaic and repetative mainstream animated comedy. Other than a few jokes that could be cast-offs from the NEWER series of [The Simpsons], half the humour starts with words such as "remember the time when..." which lead into some "humorous" random flashback sequence, the other half being visual references to pop culture past and present that you can see coming from a mile off... Loses it's freshness well within the 3 episode mark. Also manages to spawn annoying catch phrases that trendies and wannabe liberal hipsters like to repeat. The fans are usually irritating too.

Kid 1: family guy iz so awesum\!1 Kid 2: No, go and watch some Blackadder, Red Dwarf, or if you realy need animated comedy, South Park. At least they don't resort to 1937284562 "remember the time when..." jokes

7. (Family Guy) (791↑, 621↓)
The most poorly writtin show on TV. Everything on the show is stolen, from celebrity jokes to the charectors themselfs. The Family Guy writers couldn't write a joke on there own so they steal from pop culture. The storylines are stupid, ranging from Lois' long lost brother kills fat people and Peter travels to the south and becomes sherrif, and then moves back. The whole series of Family Guy is constantly followed by fan boys. Often, they just watch family guy for a new catchphrase to use around school. Most of them are from Stewie (which is probably the unfunneist charector in the Show next to Brian)

The Simpsons Homer: Head of the house, physically largest, stupid, entirely unaware of his own stupidity. Marge: The voice of reason, opposite background from husband Bart - tries to follow in father's footsteps Lisa - social outcast FAMILY GUY Peter - Head of the house, physically largest, stupid, entirely unaware of his own stupidity. Lois: The voice of reasonm, opposite background from husband Chris - tries to follow in father's footsteps Meg - social outcast AMERICAN DAD Stan - Head of the house, physically largest, stupid, entirely unaware of his own stupidity. Francine - The voice of reasonm, opposite background from husband Steve - tries to follow in father's footsteps Hayley - social outcast

8. (family guy) (797↑, 630↓)
One of the most overrated TV shows of the 21st century thus far. The early years were good, but since its return it has been boring, yet everyone likes it and sees it as better than the Simpsons, even though it is pretty much ripping of the Simpsons completely. The characters are simple and unfunny.

Everyone else says family guy is funny and doesn't like the simpsons. I think they are insane.

9. (family guy) (967↑, 835↓)
greatest animated show ever. cancelled by fox but revived years later through the tireless efforts of fans. it is now a top rated show on sundays and a best selling dvd. it has also become a popular site to steal jokes from and pretend they're your own.

I watched family guy last night.

10. (family guy) (461↑, 334↓)
probably the most retarded show ever not funny at all making interchangeable jokes about celebrities and events that have nothing to do with the story line is not funny i wish it had stayed off the air

peter - so loise i forgot to take out the trash loise - peter thats very bad peter - you think thats bad? remember the time i went to a britany spears show dressed goth *scene showing peter getting his ass kicked by a bunch of preteen girls* peter - now that was bad... what were we talking about? loise - you forgetting to take out the trash, and how bad it is peter - you think thats bad? remember the time that shitty show, family guy, was brought back for a third season?

11. (family guy) (585↑, 459↓)
A television show best described by a shameless plagarism attempt, in an effort to create a cartoon series which could even be 1/2 as entertaining as The Simpsons. Inspiration, is often the seed for works of great innovation. Imitation, isnt always a bad thing. Influence, is where techniquies are adopted, imitated, learned from and incorporated as a part of one's own unique style. Giving 'nodds', is where a writer will steal an idea for use in one of their own works - yet openly credit the original author. For example, in Office Space, the characters plan to use a bank robbing scheme which was already done in Superman III. So, they introduce this scheme such that one character says "yeah - just like they did in Superman III". Theres no shame in that, its like giving propps. Then, we have plagarism. Family Guy is a series guilty of shameless idea theft - not just at the dialogue level, or the plot level - but I mean, I have seen exact sequences appear in Family Guy, which were stolen directly from The Simpsons. Its shameless idea theft. It's a crime.

The writers of Family Guy are incapable of creating innovative or original work, so they steal scenes from The Simpsons without even understanding why they are funny.

12. (family guy) (1784↑, 1674↓)
The funniest, most random, and entertaining show ever created by man kind in the history of the world. The show kicks ass. Seth Mcfarlen is a pure genious\! There is not a better show out there.

I have quit my religion and made Family Guy my bible.

13. (family guy) (438↑, 332↓)
A derivative and boring show that mindlessly quotes pop culture 3/4ths of its target audience does not understand.

"Did you watch Family Guy last night? They referenced the A-Team, Sanford and Son, and Lindsay Lohan within a minute\!" "No."

14. (family guy) (514↑, 427↓)
a show that should still be cancelled. known for its stupidity and lack of humor. a complete rip off of the simpsons example: a stupid drunk dad, a mom with some type of brains, some type of pet, a misunderstood daughter, a stupid troublemaking son, peter griffin has 3 drinking buddies and homer simpson (for the most part) also has 3 drinking buddies. family guy was made for people with an IQ of 10 or lower...basically for the brain dead and zombies.

Family Guy is written by manitees. thats from South Park an actually FUNNY show. fuck family guy...

15. (family guy) (274↑, 198↓)
The Simpsons for retards

This show "Family Guy" sucks

16. (family guy) (291↑, 219↓)
The show Fox apparently revived by accident instead of Futurama, which is only 500 times better and not gay.

You know what's funnier than Family Guy? What? Everything.

17. (family guy) (769↑, 705↓)
The most random show on TV by far. The best cartoon on tv. Peter Griffin steals the show

Family guy is amazing

18. (Family Guy) (248↑, 188↓)
A pathetic ripoff of [The Simpsons]. See also [American Dad\!]

Up next, The Simpsons. Then another Simpsons.. I mean, Family Guy.

19. (family guy) (156↑, 102↓)
Very formulaic and repetative mainstream animated comedy. Other than a few jokes that could be cast-offs from the NEWER series of [The Simpsons], half the humour starts with words such as "remember the time when..." which lead into some "humorous" random flashback sequence, the other half being visual references to pop culture past and present that you can see coming from a mile off... Loses it's freshness well within the 3 episode mark. Also manages to spawn annoying catch phrases that trendies and wannabe liberal hipsters like to repeat. The fans are usually irritating too.

Kid 1: family guy iz so awesum\!1 Kid 2: No, go and watch some Blackadder, Red Dwarf, or if you realy need animated comedy, South Park. At least they don't resort to 1937284562 "remember the time when..." jokes

20. (family guy) (260↑, 220↓)
A horrible show that has no depth or character development what-so-ever. Most of the jokes are completely irrelevant as pointed out clearly in South Park (Cartoon Wars episode.) This show gets extremely annoying very quickly.

Kid 1: OMGZ I AM TEH COOLZ FAMILY GUY ROCKZ\! Kid 2: You really want attention don't you?

21. (family guy) (123↑, 86↓)
LOL, it's that 80s cartoon\!

Family Guy thrives on references to past events. Even when people (idiots) don't get what it means, they sure do laugh their asses off at it. Sad.

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22. (Family Guy) (209↑, 171↓)
a show not only comprised of flashback scenes, but also Seth McFarlane's annoying-ass voice, men beating up women, and pointless retarded jokes against Meg.

Family Guy is a lot worse than what most people say. [The Simpsons] is much better.

23. (family guy) (78↑, 41↓)
Animated sitcom that uses pop culture references in place of jokes

Quoting "Family Guy" is no substitute for developing a sense of humour

24. (Family Guy) (72↑, 40↓)
Family guy sucks and seth macfarlane is an asshole. i had dinner with him in philly and he was the biggest fuckin dick i ever met. he wouldnt even mantain eye contact. he was also being a jerk to the wait staff.

family guy sucks it's not funny anymore and the creator seth macfarlane is a total asshole.

25. (Family Guy) (59↑, 35↓)
A retarded show made by retards. Copies The Simpsons. Was funny to start when their ideas were original, but now it's just a load of shit.

Family Guy: Pea-Tear-Griffin

26. (family guy) (39↑, 17↓)
Verb: To point out the punchline or gag of your own joke so that your audience, which you assume is daft, will understand and laugh.

Person 1: My head is actually extremely hard Person 1: Hahaha that's sexual\!\!\! Person 2: Way to Family Guy your own joke, man.

27. (family guy) (73↑, 51↓)
Family Guy is a show that comes on Fox and on Cartoon Network's Adult Swim. The show follows a disorderly family, Peter, Lois, Meg, Chris, Stewie, and Brian the dog. The show uses flashbacks for it's humor, and it is often overused. These flashbacks have very little to do with the main plot, which is often hidden behind these flashbacks. The show is often bashed for the flashbacks and often accused of being a rip off of the Simpsons(In total irony, the Simpsons was accused for being a rip off the Flintsones). Sometimes the flashbacks work and other times it doesn't and the show has been going downhill since season 3, which is the common opinion of Family Guy fans. Moving on to other things, the charathers are very predictable. And the running gags are never really mixed up, and running gags from certain episodes will come in to later episodes, they wern't like the "Kill Kenny" gags and you know it will happen. Overall, I personally think that the show is unintelligent. But I think it's a great show for a few laughs for anybody.

Why do you need an example for Family Guy? Just watch the show.

28. (family guy) (186↑, 164↓)
A very bad ripoff of [The Simpsons]. I have been forced to watch this show, and leave by the second commercial break. It's gotta be the stupidest thing on T.V. The number one "worst" show to watch as said by many critics.

Top 3 worst shows out today according to the critics: 1. Family Guy (Fox) 2. American Dad (Fox) 3. The O.C. (Fox) Ringin' any bells?

29. (Family Guy) (45↑, 25↓)
an irritating show that could not be more simple and unfunny. the fans are loud and stupid, and the creators are no different. family guy makes fun of every group of people, denies the equality of all humans, and doesn't care who they offend -- from an average african american kid to muslim terrorists. plus they steal jokes from pop culture and take credit for it, even though none of their jokes are funny.

it's just bad joke after bad joke with family guy.

30. (family guy) (129↑, 109↓)
FOX cartoon that uses pop culture and tongue in cheek humor to induce hilarity to an otherwise lame lineup of FOX shows. Centers around the Griffin Family- Dad Peter, Mom Lois, Daughter Meg, Son Chris, Baby Stewie (evil genius), and Dog Brian- and their life on Spooner St. in Quahog. Everything and everyone is mocked from Osama Bin Laden making his next address to the U.S. to Optimus Prime being jewish. It is presented in rapid sequence, usually not adding to the plot, but that is where the appeal is.

Did you see Kate Moss on Family Guy? Everytime she turned sideways she disappeared... (Obviously making fun of how thin she is)

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31. (Family Guy) (51↑, 32↓)
A show that steals ideas from other shows and is overpraised by idiots which is almost everyone in the US who love it and causes them the bash, insult, put down anyone who has a negative opinion on it.

Idiot Fan: U dn't No anIeThing, FamilE Guy is GenUs\! Me: No...Family Guy sucks and your the one who knows nothing no thanks to that damn show\!

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32. (family guy) (198↑, 181↓)
a highly overrated show popular with geeks with no originality of their own because they need to watch it to get some lame new catchphrase. despite what some think, it doesn't copy the simpsons. it also has less direction than a blind Jew. mostly comprised of flashback scenes with no connection to the plot (if there is any) and features boring rants by a lemonheaded baby.

A: Wow, why am I watching this Family Guy crap when South Park is on? B: I don't now, maybe you're queer.

33. (Family Guy) (272↑, 256↓)
A Cartoon with a cult following of \<b\>every man alive\</b\>. Is the substitute for all life function in a man's life and can replace any of the following: -Food -Sleep -Shelter -Clothes -Sex -A Job

Wife: Honey, since it's our anniversary, I have something really special for you... Husband: Aww honey, I love y-IS THAT FAMILY GUY ON TV?\!

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34. (family guy) (214↑, 198↓)
One of the worst shows ever animated. Poorly animated. Characters have very little in-betweening done. If any. Characters could be drawn by a child. Also not funny. The running jokes (Evil Monkey, Chicken) sre tired and stale. The episodes are for the most part based on pop-culture references and will lose their relevance in a few years. And if a joke is not based on one(pop culture reference), the joke takes forever to set itself up. There isn't really any essentials of normal comedy in the show (Comic timing, Sight gags). If there are there are very few. Family guy goes to show that if you work at Hanna-Barbera a few months, your show can be a total $uccess. Let the sell out merchandising at hot-topic begin\!

Ren and Stimpy, Trey Parker and Matt Stone, Matt Groening and God Hate Family Guy.

35. (Family Guy) (20↑, 6↓)
A heinously unamusing television show that should have remained cancelled which is often misconstrued as humorous because of its ZOMG "shock value" even though without its "political incorrectness", Barney the Purple Dinosaur would be funnier (actually, it pretty much is already...). To be repetitive, Family Guy is a pitiful imitation of the Simpsons, as I recall using to watch episodes of Family Guy that were a direct copy of Simpsons episodes. Furthermore, Family Guy's jokes are so desperate that they never make sense and therefore equate to basic pop culture name dropping. A show that is so grating on many levels, Family Guy is very revealing of creator Seth McFarlane's personality. Clearly he projects his favorable bias toward bullying on his character, Meg. From about six o'clock in the evening until four o'clock in the morning, always be prepared to change the channel because if Family Guy isn't already on, it'll be on that channel following whatever program you happen to be watching.

After this episode of Seinfeld, brace yourself for three hours of Family Guy, and then even more Family Guy after an hour of TV shows that actually don't make your teeth itch\!

36. (Family guy) (27↑, 16↓)
A show that copied The Simpsons and the two shall never meet....A.K.A. El Plagirisimo, La copia

Man 1: Ever watch family guy =D Man 2: so I'd rather watch the original: Simpsons

37. (Family Guy) (44↑, 34↓)
The worst show in the world. It's completely random, popular only with geeks who are looking for some kind of new comedic statement, and is usually against a whole group of people.

Screw Family Guy, so Simpsons\!

38. (Family Guy) (60↑, 50↓)
A painfully unfunny show that tries to make humor with phrases like "remember when [someone] did [something] at [somewhere]?" or any variation of that phrase, which is followed by a scene similar to the phrase, which doesn't add any form of humor to the already crappy joke. Seriously, if humor was a bus and it hit the makers of Family Guy at 60 mph, they still won't know what it is.

The humor in Family Guy is just as interesting as observing the effects erosion that air has on a sugar cube.

39. (family guy) (113↑, 103↓)
a funny animated series on FOX that got cancelled, but it was never funnier than the simpsons or futurama. now that the show has been brought back to Fox, a lot of faggots watch it which ruins the show, it lacks the originality and hilarity that it first had and sucks a lot, and actually has a reason to be cancelled this time.

bill: yo did u see that new family guy episode last night jim: no family guy sucks balls now

40. (family guy) (52↑, 44↓)
Could be funny, depends on your definition of funny. A show for people who have the attention span of salt. It jumps for a part where Peter is talking to his wife, to fighting with a chicken. It does have a plot but, that plot is (often) inturrpted by pointless gags that go on for unholy amounts of time. The fanboys of this show will make you want to stab people though the internet. The best charater is Quagmire because sex is funny...

If you think fart is funny, watch Family Guy. If not watch...waits for an intelligent show... Battlestar Gliatica? Or read The Mist\!

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41. (Family Guy) (24↑, 17↓)
-A show that was funny at first but then it failed shortly after it was re-aired. -Its creator is an asshole that treats his fans like they are nothing. Why would you treat whoever likes you like shit? Get a life Seth. Get a life. Now its mainly watched by people who laugh at whatever is used as a stupid pun. -I'm surprised most of the faces of pop-culture havent tried to assasinate Seth. -It is often quoted by kiddies the day after an episode airs.

Dan: Hey you remember the old episodes of Family Guy? You know, when they didn't turn to shit? Mike: I sure do. -------------------------------------------------------------------- I'm starting to wonder how better peoples lives would be affected if Seth died or the show just stayed cancelled. -------------------------------------------------------------------- News anchor: This just in\! Renee Zelweger just shot Seth MacFarlene in the chest six times with a 9mm pistol\! -------------------------------------------------------------------- Drake: Oh shit\! I missed Family Guy last night\! Could you recite the funniest moments? Kiddie: Ok Peter won a golden ticket and he was running like that scene in Willy Wonka and he tripped and hurt his knee and went "Ah\! Tssssshhhhh\!" repeatadly\! Or, if this were spoken to by an intelligent person Kiddie: Hey on Family Guy there was this part where-- Person with a brain: Yes\! Peters dad died and he went to Ireland to see his real dad\! I saw the episode last night on TV for the fifty-billionth time and it was the same stupid jokes over and over so I dont need to hear you repeat it over again\!

42. (Family Guy) (20↑, 14↓)
A genuinly funny show in its early years. Still funny, but as it has grown in popularity, its quality as steadily declined, just like other shows (The Simpsons, Roseanne) My problem is, FOX is cancelling the real greatest show of all time, King Of The Hill, to make room for a spinoff for Family Guy.

Lets watch family guy\! Ok\!

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43. (Family Guy) (10↑, 5↓)
A topic that is overused in school or by friends

Guy 1: Hey dude that was funny on Family Guy when peter- Guy 2: OMG SHUT UP\!\!\!\!\!\!

44. (Family Guy) (5↑, 1↓)
That show that discriminates every race, culture and religion equally.

[race] [culture] [religion] [Family Guy]

45. (Family Guy) (134↑, 131↓)
Family Guy has some good humour but it's all stolen from The Simpsons. Without The Simpsons, there would be no Family Guy. Hey, The Simpsons already have a fat stupid guy, there's no need for another one SETH MACFARLAND SIMPSONS ARE BETTER, FACE IT PEOPLE

Guy 1: Did you watch Family Guy last night? Guy 2: God no, I just watched The Simpsons

46. (family guy) (81↑, 79↓)
A once amazing show that has undeniably deteriorated. Still good, but definitely not what it used to be. Compare the 1st 2 seasons to the newest episodes.

Family Guy seasons 1 and 2 were great, 3 was good, the 1st half of 4 was ok, but the 2nd half was 80% Meg bashing and flashbacks.

47. (Family Guy) (6↑, 5↓)
Family Guy is a vastly popular animated comedy that originally aired on FOX. Notably, it's entire fan-base consists of pretentious 12 to 15-year-old children with no taste or sense of humor. Family Guy was created by Seth MacFarlane, who is very self-congratulatory and egotistical about the success of his show. However, it's a mostly undeserving success, as the show contains nothing but mediocre animation, and ugly art style, bland and tasteless humor, prejudiced political and racial opinions, and empty, soulless characters. The only thing this show deserves an award for is coming up with a genius marketing scheme by targeting an audience of confused, socially-inept teenagers. The characters of Family Guy, as well as the show itself, have bloated in popularity over the years that it's been on television. Mr. MacFarlane is commonly praised for his genius writing and character development, however, if you have the intelligence to look a little deeper, you'll realize the characters are all extremely inconsistent in personality, and are simply rehashed personalities filling an otherwise empty shell. As of now, the show is scraping at the bottom of the barrel, airing on failures of networks such as "Adult Swim", struggling to stay afloat in a sea of superior television shows. Every few months, Seth will release another unfunny, boring episode that's immediately loved unconditionally by it's pathetically unintelligent fan-base.

Jared: "Hey, man, did you see that new episode of Family Guy?" Alex: "Yes. It was terrible and unfunny, same as always." Jared: "NO, IT WAS FUNNY AND YOU ARE A FAGGOT FOR NOT LIKING IT\!" Alex: "Get out of my house."

48. (Family Guy) (8↑, 7↓)
A show about a obnoxious fat guy and his big nose wife and mentally disturbed daughter, dumb older son, and evil turned gay baby, and talking dog. When it it first aired, it was okay but got old real quick and was canceled but brought back because of popular demand by geeky thirteen to sixteen year olds who bought all the first few seasons on DVD memorizing every joke because they think random piss poor puns are comedic gold. Ever since then, it has gone on a slow decline to the point where the writers just rely on cheap gags and two to three minute long unfunny flashbacks and stupid musical notes. Yes there are some good episodes but for every good one there are ten bad ones. If you really look at it, it's nothing more than a cheap rip off of the much better in comedy and animation the Simpsons. The characters are annoying, the the plots happen in the last ten minutes while the first ten to twelve is just random unfunny crap and worst of all the show gets preachy to the point where you can't stand thinking about it. Plus the creator, Seth McFarlane is nothing but an arrogant prick who makes fun of people that don't agree with him or Bill Maher but fails every time.

13-16 year old geek: Hey did you watch Family Guy last night, it was so funny\! Normal Person: No because I'm not a retard with no friends who thinks a fat guy trying to pick up a dead frog with a shoe box for five minutes is funny.

49. (family guy) (8↑, 7↓)
A rip-off of [the simpsons].

Equivalents: Simpsons-Family guy Homer-Peter Marge-Lois Bart-Stewie Lisa-Meg Maggie-Chris

50. (Family Guy) (30↑, 29↓)
1. Hilarious Fox animated show about a family (the Griffins). The main characters consist of Peter Griffin- a fat caucasian man with mental retardation. He used to mainly work on a toy factory, fishing boat, and now at the Pattucket Brewery. Lois Griffin- Peter's wife, works at home. She is sometimes the voice of reason and is obsessed with sex. Meg Griffin- Peter's unattractive and despised daughter. Chris Griffin- 13-year old kid who is slightly smarter than his dad, Peter Stewie Griffin- Intelligent talking baby with goals to conquer the Earth and kill his mother. (becomes [gay] later on). Brian- funny talking dog with a sarcastic sense of humor. (becomes a [jackass] later on). 2. Same show after 2006 where the funny cartoon is suddenly transformed into a very succesful propaganda against religion, abstinence, America, and supports abortions and marijuana. The comedy for the show has become secondary to the biased propaganda message the show is trying to get through to young people. The show has lost quality and people against it had been sterotyped as dogmatic Christians. It is now a successful attempt for [Seth MacFarlane] (Family Guy's creator) to control American society.

1. Who's your favorite character in Family Guy? 2. [Marijuana] must be legalized because Family Guy says so, Heil MacFarlane\!

51. (Family Guy) (0↑, 0↓)
a funny show

I was watching family guy the other night On FOX

52. (Family Guy) (0↑, 0↓)
Should be called Family Gay

person 1: DID YOU WATCH FAMILY GUY ON TV?IT'S SO FUNNY WHEN PETER EATS GLASS TO LOOK FOR TONGUES\!\! person 2:are you really watching Family Gay?Are you retarded? person 1:MY MUM SAYS I'M A LITTLE BIT SPECIAL SO I DON'T THINK I'M RETARDED\! SHE ALSO SAID THAT I DROPPED WHEN I WAS A BABY

53. (family guy) (20↑, 20↓)
A hilarious cartoon that had 3 good seasons before they recently came back for a 4th with complete crap. Yes, Seth, we know you were supposed to be on one of the 9/11 planes, and we were all stunned and pissed on 11/2, just get over it and make good episodes...

"Blast who the devil do the teenagers like...Morgan Freemon\!"

54. (Family Guy) (13↑, 14↓)
The greatest show on televion.

Family Guy Rules

55. (Family Guy) (64↑, 65↓)
It's amusing, funny and completely FUCKING AWESOME. Family Guy is probably the funniest thing ever created ever. not only on TV.

--example of funny parts from some chapters in Family Guy-- Peter: Hi everyone I'm Peter Griffin, you know we had a lotta' laughs tonight, but, I'll tell you whats not funny. Killin' strippers. Strippers are people too, naked people who maybe are willing to pleasure you for a price you negotiate later behind a curtain in the V.I.P room. Besides, there's no need to kill'em, 'cuz most o'them are already dead inside. G'night everyone *waves* --other episode-- Peter: *to Lois* Hey I just got a piercing down there. I'm not gonna tell you where, but I'm gonna give you a hint. It wasn't my nose, neither of my ears and it was one of my balls. --other episode-- --music: dum dum, dudum-- Clinton: oh this is one fine day to be nude. -crescendo-Oh this is one fine day to be nude. the birds are singin Clinton have a wonderful spring and people walkin' by can stop and look at my thing, oh this is one fine day to-- Chris: LIBERAL JOBBIE CHASER *throws an egg at clinton and runs away* Clinton: Hahahahahah well if you can't laugh at yourself... That one left me laughing so badly, i woke up tomorrow with one of my balls up my nose.

56. (Family Guy) (38↑, 40↓)
The most fucking retarded show on TV. It isn't funny at all. Mostly talked about by losers that don't have anything to say so they quote a dumb ass TV show.

Loser: Did you watch the episode of Family Guy last night? Other person: No, I have a fucking life.

Author: familyguysucksass\! http://family-guy.urbanup.com/3333518
57. (Family Guy) (2↑, 5↓)
It is a hilarious show. The creators and writers are brilliant comedians, who write with a brand of humor undoubtedly absurd and creative, but not relevant or precise in semantics, and sometimes without appeal to the more touchy watcher. And, anyone who says it is for the less intelligent is most likely less intelligent than the creator, Seth MacFarlane and the rest of the team.

You: I watched family guy last night, and I dreamed of footballs and strange babies.

58. (Family Guy) (63↑, 66↓)
A show that has many lovers and many haters, but I, for one, like it a lot. They recycle jokes a lot, but there's always one that just cracks me up. They're one of the few shows that can actually make physical humor funny (They have great timing).

Family Guy is funny, but here are some recurring jokes I'm REALLY getting sick of: 1. A group of the characters are involved in some argument or action packed scene but somehow find themselves in casual conversation. 2.Spontaneous showtunes where the lyrics aren't comedic (Seriously, they're just filler for two minutes of airtime). 3. Pop culture references from before I was born (I don't get them\!)

59. (Family Guy) (6↑, 10↓)
Family Guy Christmas Is AMAZING\!\!\!

Santa is dying.. save him\! FAMILY GUY\!

60. (family guy) (80↑, 84↓)
A television show that was canceled by Fox after 3 seasons was later brought back after several years. The fourth season is widely viewed as a great disappointment. The main characters are Peter, Lois, Brian, Stewie, Meg, and Chris.

"The fourth season of Family Guy blows so much that I'm not even going to download it\!"

61. (Family Guy) (461↑, 465↓)
The best animated TV show in history\!

Family Guy is the best\!\!\!

62. (Family Guy) (11↑, 15↓)
The animated comedy that was largely looked over for its first few seasons and eventually cancelled. During its cancellization the show was distributed to various other channels by fox. From there the show was popularized through word of mouth in high schools throughout America. In 2005 the show was "uncancelled."

1.Man sure sucks that family guy got cancelled, I was one of the only ten people that watched it the first time. 2.Wow Bob\! thanks for telling me about Family Guy, it sure is a great show. (one week later) Crap sucks the show got cancelled.

63. (family guy) (12↑, 18↓)
Animated Show on Fox created by Seth MacFarlane and cancelled twice and brought back due to its cult following. Based on a 5 person dysfunctional family and incorporates current events, stereotypes, and other random happenings to make me and every other great person on earth shit themselves.

Stewie: You there\! Cut my eggs. Butler: [cuts eggs] Your eggs are cut sir. Stewie: Cut my milk\! Butler: I can’t sir, it’s liquid. Stewie: Imbecile\! Freeze it, then cut it, and if you question me again I’ll put you on diaper detail and I promise I won’t make it easy for you.

64. (Family Guy) (218↑, 225↓)
A Tv Show made by Seth macfarlen in 1999 , when it first piloted the budgets were low , but thing improved in the future , and now Family guy is more popular Ever \! Its got even got fansites now...it was unfrotunatley cancelled by FOX in america , but now it has made a come back with its 4th Season ,

\#Example : I have got The Whole series of Family guy on Dvd , \# Example 2 : Guy1: Hey , did you watch simpsons the other night ? Guy2: simpsons ?? thats old now , i watch family guy Now :-]

65. (Family Guy) (16↑, 24↓)
A show that was once a fashion statement to be obsessed with, and now is a fashion statement to hate, because a few kewl kids thought they would break away from the pack and hate on it.

*2008* Guy: Dude I love Family Guy, COOL HWIP LOLOLOL *2009* Same guy: FAMILY GUY SUCKS DICK, THAT COOL WHIP JOKE WAS COMPLETELY UNFUNNY AND ANYBODY WHO WATCHES THAT SHOW IS A COCK SMOKING FAGGOT.

Author: EverybodyLeaveIHaveToPoop http://family-guy.urbanup.com/4195491
66. (family guy) (36↑, 44↓)
The show that forever ruined comedy, since it proved that random, irrelevant statements are funny. It is similar to [Star Wars] and [Jurassic Park], which by their "perfect" special effects ruined special effects forever.

Family Guy is incredibly funny\! But how, and at what cost?

67. (family guy) (9↑, 19↓)
A once cancelled t.v. show that has just been re-aired on Fox. Family Guy is a comedy revolving the Griffins family. Peter is the main character who acts dumb, Lois is the mother/wife of the house who often tries to reason sitituations, Brian is the talking dog who acts like an adult, Chris is the fat son who acts just as dumb as his father, Meg is the daughter who is self conscious about herself, and Stewie is the smart talking baby who hates his mother and plans to conquer the world.

Lois: Did you paste your picture over our wedding portrait? Peter: Yeah, I think it looks better. Lois: You pasted it over mine. Peter: Yeah, I think it looks better.

68. (Family Guy) (24↑, 35↓)
\#1: Without a doubt the funniest show ever made. \#2: See \#1 \#3: Does not suck in any way. \#4: Not a rip off of the simpsons.

"Hey, what's your favorite Family Guy quotes????" "Oh, they are:" - - Stewie: Did you hear that Meg? Guys can marry other guys now. So...this is awkward, but I mean, if they can do that, that is pretty much it for you, isn't it? I mean you as well pack it in. Game over. - - - - Peter (narrating his life): "I walked into the kitchen and sat down at the table. I looked with a grimace at the questionable meal Lois had placed in front of me. Of course I'd never tell her how disgusted I was with her cooking, but somehow I think she knew. Lois had always been full of energy and life, but lately I had begun to grow more aware of her aging. The bright, exuberant eyes that I had fallen in love with were now beginning to grow dull and listless with the long fatigue of a weary life. (Lois knocks Peter out.) I woke several hours later in a daze." - -

69. (family guy) (15↑, 26↓)
the most kick ass show ever and new episodes are finally being released by FOX\!\! score\! Stewie rocks my socks for he is soo evil and resents his mother, Lois. Peter Griffin is dumb and often messes up things the more he tries to fix them. Brian is the family's talking dog who both Lois and Peter turn to when they need a helping hand. Brian is no ordinary dog. Meg and Chris are the Griffin's two other children. Meg has a hard time surving school while Chris is preoccupied thinking there is an evil monkey in his closet. This show is simply hysterical and 2 thumbs up\!

Every Sunday night at ten on Fox you can catch a new episode of family guy\!

70. (Family Guy) (11↑, 23↓)
A show that ran for threee seasons on fox and was then canceled, though it was incredibly witty and entertaining. After DVD sales of the show made more revenue than many of fox's current shows, they decided to uncancel the show and continue making episodes. Family guy is now in its 4th season

Family guy is as funny as Mat groenings The Simpsons and funnier than his Futurama. You can now watch this shows, whos canceling by fox shows the networks terrible lack of judgement, and whos uncanceling two years later shows the networks regret for all the crappy choices they make, on sunday at 9pm on Fox.

71. (family guy) (51↑, 65↓)
A show made by fox ussually about peters mistkaes and stupidity and is pretty funny. Stewie hates lois his mother and is always trying to kill her and take over the world. Brian the talking dog is always fighting with stewie. Meg the daughter is the odd one out and always exluded from the family. Chris is a fatty with a big wiener (according to one episode the one where peter gets a gun and goes hunting with chris).

if you seen the show family guy all the time youll know what im talking about

72. (family guy) (12↑, 30↓)
One of the best T.V. shows created of all time. Ultimately the most comical cartoon sitcom invented. Created by Seth McFarlane, containing a wonderful cast of: The Family: Peter Griffin (father), Louis Griffin (mother), Meg Griffin (daughter), Chris Griffin (oldest son), Stewie Griffin (youngest son), Brian Griffin (talking dog). Can never forget Glen Quagmire and his sex crazy life. He has even once gotten is 'slutty-women-prober' stuck in a window.

The new season of Family Guy is finally playing. Fox network on Sunday nights at 9:00PM EST. Be there or....well...be freakin square.

Author: The Toilet Monster http://family-guy.urbanup.com/1327250
73. (family guy) (12↑, 30↓)
A great cartoon uncancelled by FOX. The family consists of Peter Griffin, a loveable oaf, Lois Griffin, a milf, Chris Griffin, a slow, dumb, fat, misunderstood teenage boy struggling to make it in a real man's world, Meg Griffin, who doesn't deserve a definition, and Stewie Griffin, a young toddler with a football-shaped head who used to be bent on world domination and matricide but is now, shall we say, "exploring his options". This show is hilarious, and there are at least 2 or 3 moments in each episode that will make you laugh harder than ever before, each upstaging the last. Better than The Simpsons even, at least the more recent episodes. Brought back in May 2005 after being cancelled in February 2002 due to low ratings, since nobody knew when it was on. If you have never watched it, check it out. Especially the episodes "Wasted Talent", "E Peterbus Unum", and the more recent "Blinded Ambition".

Anybody who doesn't watch Family Guy is gay. There, I said it.

74. (family guy) (29↑, 48↓)
A well-known animated TV show from FOX. Being a ripoff from "The Simpsons", it resembles the new episodes of that cartoon much more than the classic, old ones (before the 8th season). Some people say that "Family Guy" is even (\!) duller than the new Simpsons.

"Family guy" has been cancelled by FOX. But now, some new episodes are being made again.

75. (family guy) (58↑, 77↓)
a funny ass show on tv. it does rip off the simpsons alot though. fat drunk guy, healthy looking wife,3 kids,son,daughter,and baby, a dog, and the fat guy hangs out with a black and white guy at a bar. plus that episode with death, they already did that on the simpsons\!

"pea...........tear............griffin. Damnit\!"(peter griffin, "fat guy" from family guy)

Author: myguitardidyermom12 http://family-guy.urbanup.com/1755243
76. (Family Guy) (11↑, 31↓)
the greatest frickin show ever made\! IT's so funny it will make you shart yourself\!

When you're cartoon network at 11.30 and you feel a warm spot in your pants because Peter Griffin just said something hilarious like; Whoa, whoa,whoa,Whoa, whoa,whoa,Whoa, whoa,whoa,Whoa, whoa,whoa, whoa......this isn't my batman cup\!

Author: Riiiiiiiiice Pudddinnnnnnn http://family-guy.urbanup.com/1334997
77. (Family Guy) (16↑, 36↓)
the best animated show ever created. better than south park, better than futurama, even better than the simpsons. brought back to tv (thank the almighty lord Peter, healer of Quahog) thanks to the best dvd sales for a tv series ever\! revolves around the life of peter griffin and his family; lois, stewie,brian (the talking dog) chris and meg. as quagmire would say, alllllright.

wow this is more intense than that time i forgot how to sit down.

78. (Family Guy) (79↑, 100↓)
Family Guy is an animated TV show created by [Seth MacFarlane] in 1999. It was then cancelled in 2002, but production then began soon after huge DVD sales kicked in. Relies on pop culture and flashbacks to various points in history or geography, involving the characters and their hilarious outcomes. Recently attacked by the creators of [South Park], where the writers of Family Guy turned out to be manatees that would take a ball from their tank and put it in a small pile to form an episode. Although, the episode was completely pointless, because we all know Family Guy’s writing isn’t that great, except for maybe the first 3 seasons as the jokes weren’t as random and were actually interconnected to the story. Ever since the South Park episodes “Cartoon Wars”, every South Park fuck has jumped on the bandwagon and hated Family Guy. But what they don’t realize is that if you base a cartoon on total randomness and pop culture, you NEVER run out of material. The [South Park] boys wish they had the amount of Family Guy’s audience, too bad. Who the hell cares whether or not the show has a point? I don’t give a flying fuck, I want to laugh, and when I do, I watch Family Guy. The exact reason why The Simpsons isn’t funny anymore, if their show was based off pop culture, you’d have never ending material.

South Park joke: Kid crawling up ladies vagina Audience: lol? Family Guy joke: Like that time I forgot how to sit down Audience: OMG HE TACKLED THE CHAIR.

79. (family guy) (9↑, 30↓)
The greatest TV show to be cancelled and then resurrected.... actually the greatest TV show ever. Warning: May cause you to lose control of your bladder.

Do I really need to put a quote?

80. (family guy) (44↑, 67↓)
The funniest show [ever].

Hater: Family guy is random, and pointless, it just makes fun of people and has random flash backs. Me: Family guy is funny, I feel sorry for you because you have no sense of humor.

81. (family guy) (84↑, 107↓)
A funny show, I love it\! people are trying to get they're point across that it is a bad show or that it steals from the Simpsons, which is a show i also like. People if you think it sucks why even bother taking the time to whine about it here, if you think people who watch it are stupid, then good for you, and know you're smarter for not caring or watching the show, If you love family guy , doesn't mean you have to make others like it to. sure you can love it and watch it, i do , and if you dont like it, don't watch it.

Family guy is so cool I KNOW \!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!

82. (Family Guy) (12↑, 35↓)
The greatest show on Earth.. Seriously.. It stars Peter, 42 (when the show started) Lois (40), Chris (13), Meg (16)Brian (?) and Stewie (1). A clever show which uses other sitcoms and such to add to its humorous ways. A show that probably half of America didn't even know existed until season 4 was put on the air. Mostly everyone loves Stewie, the maniacal 1-year-old baby who later through the series turns away from world domination and more towards his homosexual side. But like before, most people claim they know everyone about FG, when in reality, they only watch the season 4 episodes every once in awhile.

EX1: Person 1: Yo, I know everything about Family Guy\! Just go ahead and ask\!\!\! Person 2:Who is Brian's cousin? What's Stewie's middle name? How old is Peter? Who is Greg the Weather Mime? Where did Brian go to college? How did the evil monkey in Chris's closet turn evil? Person 1: How the hell am I supposed to know those?\!?\! Those weren't on Family Guy\! Person 2: Dunce\! Stop watching just season 4\!

83. (Family Guy) (43↑, 67↓)
An amazingly hilarious show. Best cartoon on earth. The characters are: Peter Griffin- the main character, very very fat. Very very dumb. Very very random Lois Griffin - peters wife. The logical one. Tends to get crazy once in a while and cut loose. Comes from a rich family, who dont approve of her marraige to peter, who is completely rude and ill manered. Brian- their talking dog. Likes to be treated like a human. Sometimes his dogish quirks come out. Always has a martini on hand. Has the hotts for lois. Hates stewey but always gets roped into looking after him. Stewey- the extremely smart baby of the family. Somehow turned out british. Has a secret plan to dominate the world. Tags along with brian all the time. Meg- the eldest daughter. Hated by all. usually find humor in her depression and how suicidal she is. Extremely ugly. If the family had to lose one child, it would be her. This show had its first season on Fox but was cancelled due to its dirty, crude humor. Millions of people were crushed. Other stations started playing the show, and fox lost many many viewers to those stations, after a while they realized their mistake and took the show back for a 3rd season in '05. This show is completely random, and the weirdest things always happen. A lot of times they make fun of political issues. Or other tv shows. You think one thing is going to be the plot for the first 15 minutes, but then it makes a drastic turn from there.

In one episode of Family Guy Peter became convinced that Jewish people were much more advanced, much smarter, and much better with money than non-jews. so he sang a song about needing a jew and voila a jewish accountant showed up at his door the next morning. then, he asked lois if he could give chris a bat mitzvah so he could be jewish because he thought that all jewish people were rich just because they were jewish. So, when lois said no he drove across the country to las vegas to get a quicky bat mitzvah. nice eh? an example of the randomness: on the side of an episode they could also be following a battle between snap krackle and pop and the keibler elves, which they did in one.

84. (Family Guy) (61↑, 86↓)
A completely random, but completely hilarious show that was cancelled by FOX in 2002 but was bought back in 2005 after FOX saw how popular it was. Complete genius, and better than the recent episodes of The Simpsons. Also a great source material to steal quotes from.

"You run like my refridgerator - homosexually" Family Guy. It pwns The Simpsons.

85. (Family Guy) (7↑, 35↓)
The funniest show on TV(that malcom show isn't the funniest; family guy is). The characters are: Peter Griffin; the main character of the show. He is a fat dumbass, but hes the funniest one. lol Lois Griffin; Peter's wife. Meg Griffin; Their 16 year old duaghter. Shes a poser, who trys to fit in. Cris Griffen; Their 13 year old son. Hes also fat and dumb. Stewie Griffin; Their evil baby. Hes always trying to kill Lois. Hes pretty funny too. and Brian; the Griffin's talking dog. Hes probaly the smartest one. He is also funny. They live in Qoahog, Rode Island. I think this show is waaay funnier than [The Simpsons].

"Lets go watch Family Guy."

86. (Family Guy) (177↑, 206↓)
One of the greatest animated shows to be aired on TV which was cancelled because FOX thought they had no viewers which they soon realized they did when adult swim got millions of views, and their DVD's made them made cash. Main characters are the Griffens: Peter, Brian, Lois, Stewie, Meg, and Chirs. Along with their neighbors Cleveland, the black guy, Joe, the crippled cop in a wheelshair, and quagmire, the horny perverted sex freak that whatever he says is hilarious. Family guy uses many hilarious flashbacks along with random scences which makes this show 10x better than the Simpsons and is the best animated show ever.

Guy 1: Family Guy is the best show ever Guy 2: No way the Simpsons are better Guy 1: \<SMACK\> u daumbass family is 10x better

87. (family guy) (58↑, 91↓)
1. A very funny show on Fox, and sindicated on TBS and Adult Swim 2. But not as funny and/or smart as [South Park] 3. Retards who say Seth McFarlane is a genius: Seth Doesn't write the scripts he just does the voices and created the characters.

1. 90% of the time funny, 10% of the time not funny and predictable 2. Real geniuses: Trey Parker and Matt Stone. SP won mad emmy's 3. If you dont believe me get the Family Guy season 4 DVD and watch the special Features Seth even says so Himself. Fucktards.

88. (Family Guy) (42↑, 75↓)
A great animated sitcom premiering in 1999, in Australia it airs on the Seven Network and FOX in the USA.

Family Guy 1999-2002, 2005- FOX Seven Network

89. (family guy) (27↑, 61↓)
An animated comedy show which, although would not have existed without the heavy influence of [The Simpsons], has now arguably stolen the mantle of funniest and most popular cartoon in recent years. It's more adult themes and randomn non-sequiteurs seems to have caught the imagination of a younger, more sophisticated Simpsons-weary generation. Less obtuse and sweary than [South Park], which also appears to have had it's day.

"Family Guy is the Simpsons for the new Millennium"

90. (Family Guy) (64↑, 98↓)
The funniest dang show on the Planet\!

Quote from Family Guy. Stewie: Victory is mine\!

91. (family guy) (50↑, 85↓)
Possible the funniest show ever thought of, it shows a daily life of the Griffin family, Peter, Louis, Stewie, Meg, Chris, and Brian. People say it was copyed from the Simpsons... but hey... whocares..? Really. They just made it that much funnyer, cause.. lets see... Family is so much funnyer than the Simpsons. *Wins* (Neverreallylikedthesimpsonsanyways.) Fox had Family guy, then they canceled it, then they begged for it to come back after it started to gain popularity. In otherwords, Family Guy Rocks\!

Person 1: Hey, lets go watch simpsons\! Person 2: Hey, lets not and go watch family guy\! Person 1: Alright\!\!

92. (Family Guy) (68↑, 105↓)
A hilarious cartoon comedy; definetely not for the children. Stewie, the baby genius, is my personal favourite. I lmfao every time i watch this show... i highly recomend it to anyone who enjoys rude comedies.

Did you watch Family Guy last nite? Wasn't Stewie HILARIOUS?\!

93. (family guy) (84↑, 121↓)
probably the world's most hilarious show funniest character: peter, brian, or stewie

uh...u been w watching family guy? it looks like ur gonna choke to death from laughing.

94. (family guy) (102↑, 141↓)
A synonym for The Simpsons.

1: Remember that episode of Family Guy we saw a few nights ago? 2: Dude, that was The Simpsons 1: Yeah, that's what I said.

95. (Family Guy) (76↑, 116↓)
Contrary to popular belief it is Thee most over-rated show in the history of television cartoons. It-is-not-funny. Stewie is not funny he is irritating and needs to be raped and strangled. over-rated. over-rated. over-rated. n o t f u n n y. It is also too fast paced and doesn't allow time for jokes to sink in. Yes there is such a thing as being too fast paced and this show accomplishes that. Bottom line: over-rated.

typical joe: Omg did you see family guy last nite??\!\!11\! daring to speak out against conventional belief: No\!\!\!\! Shut the fuck up\!\!\! What the fuck is with everyone and fucking family guy??\!\! Jesus fucking christ IT-IS-NOT-FUCKING-FUNNY OK?\!\!\!? It is highly over-rated and I'M SICK OF YOU FUCKING IDIOTS always going on about family guy\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\! That annoying ass little Stewie fucker gets on my fucking nerves AND NEEDS TO BE RAPED REPEATEDLY (pulls out a rifle and guns down everyone in the room)

Author: family guy is over-rated. period. end of story. http://family-guy.urbanup.com/1864688
96. (Family Guy) (71↑, 115↓)
A funny comedy show that Fox decided to air more seasons after it gained popularity on [Adult Swim] in a sad attempt of getting intelligent viewers back to their network.

Tom: Did you see Family Guy on Fox last night? Diane: No, Fox sucks, I watched the reruns on AS though. Tom: Same with me. I can't wait for AS to get the new episodes.

97. (Family Guy) (62↑, 110↓)
Greatest show ever. They were cancelled by FOX because of the episode where Peter "needs a Jew". The Jewish community got pissed and filed a lawsuit or something. Then the DVD sales were SOO fantastic, they were like screw you. We want money. So the show started up again. God bless DVDs.

Family Guy\! Brian: You ever stop and think "Wow, I'm married to that guy"? Lois: Yeah, but I usually just suppress it. Brian: Is that healthy? Lois: What's the worst that could happen? Peter: [inside Lois' head] I'm a tumor, I'm a tumor, I'm a tumor. I'm a tumor, I'm a tumor, I'm a tumor, I'm a tumor, I'm a tumor, I'm a tumor, oh-oh, I'm a tumor\!

98. (family guy) (60↑, 121↓)
A cartoon show superior to The Simpsons. Ofently misunderstood by ignorant people who have not the intelligence to get the jokes and dismiss them as "random pop culture references" because they just parrot that South Park episode.

Ignorant person: "Hey, in that Family Guy episode, the thing with 'Round Table' with Al Michaels, Harold Ramis, Ray Romano and Kermit the Frog was completely random\! That sucks\!" Family Guy fan: "The joke was that all their voices sounded the same, you uneducated twat\!"

99. (Family Guy) (51↑, 191↓)
Possibly the best show to tkae place in Rhode Island since, maybe something by the Farrley Brothers. The only people who truely get the jokes of the shows are those who grew up in Rhode Island (we're the tiny spot below Massachusettes, next to Conneticut people), and nobody else.

Man from NY: You're from RI? I've been meaning to pay a visit to that town called Quahog, know where I can get i room? Man from RI: QUAHOG IS NOT A REAL TOWN\!\!\! IT'S JUST MADE UP FOR THAT SHOW FAMILY GUY\!\!\!

Author: a man with a dream http://family-guy.urbanup.com/1544755
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